I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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