lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
my poor anus
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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