She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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