Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Randomize
