why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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