Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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