do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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