This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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