NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
These tits shall not be calmed
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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