If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I have feelings that need drinking.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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