I hope mine doesn't look like that
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I think I sprained my soul last night
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I am available for nakedness
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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