i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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