You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
