Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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