i don't like sucking hair
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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