That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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