I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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