Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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