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so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?

(248): View more from Michigan

oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.

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(818): View more from California

I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.

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(404): View more from Georgia

His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.

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(850): View more from Florida

your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat

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(816): View more from Missouri

I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.

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