I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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