Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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