quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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