if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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