the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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