nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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