if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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