ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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