just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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