I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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