Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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