No, drunk sperm still make babies.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He passed out mid-signature
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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