I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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