OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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