yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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