please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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