Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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