no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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