If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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