so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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