Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
this boner is exhausting
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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