Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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