is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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