No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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