haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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