Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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