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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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