party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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