ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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