A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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