Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I don't think brook has ever known best
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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