i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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