Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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