i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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