Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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