Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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