Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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