STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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