But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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